Vox 2/95

Achtung, booby!

Edited by Steve Malins and Susie Boone

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The great, the good and the frankly rank gathered together at the MTV awards in Berlin recently to lick each other's arses and pretend that everything is OK. Pamela Anderson - who, as we recall, isn't in a band and does SOD ALL apart from ponce about on a beach - turned up anyway, enlivening proceedings considerably by sporting a fine pair of plastic comedy breasts (as once worn by Gazza). Backs were scratched, air was kissed, and Therapy? at least got the beers in. Yes, you're thinking, but who won what? Er... who gives a flying one?